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06/19/2010 - Elkhart Lake, WI (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Carl Edwards won the pole for Saturday's inaugural Bucyrus 200 Nationwide Series race at Road America.
Edwards, currently second in points, recorded a lap of 108.076 m.p.h. around the 4.048-mile, 14-turn road course for his third pole of the season and the 21st of his Nationwide career.
Jacques Villeneuve will start alongside Edwards on the front row after turning a lap of 107.735 m.p.h. Villeneuve, a road-racing expert, is driving the No.32 Toyota for Braun Racing.
Colin Braun qualified third, followed by Brad Coleman and Michael McDowell.
Brendan Gaughan, Patrick Long, Paul Menard, Owen Kelly and Tony Ave completed the top-10.
Points leader Brad Keselowski will start 13th.
All 43 drivers who attempted qualifying made the field.
The Nationwide race at Road America is scheduled to start around 3:30 p.m. (et).
<< Henin rallies to win Wimbledon tuneup
's-Hertogenbosch, The Netherlands (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Justine Henin finished
her prep for Wimbledon with a three-set triumph over Germany's Andrea Petkovic
in the final at the Unicef Open.
The top-seeded Henin rallied for a 3-6, 6-3, 6-4
<< Cubs sign first-round pick Simpson
Chicago, IL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Chicago Cubs have signed their top pick of
the 2010 First-Year Player Draft, pitcher Hayden Simpson, to an undisclosed
contract.
Simpson, 21, was taken 16th overall in the first round.
The right-han
<< Jeter scratched with bruised heel
Bronx, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter was
scratched from the starting lineup for Saturday's game against the New York
Mets because of a bruised heel.
Jeter has battled through a recent slump. He was
<< Elson takes over first at Saint-Omer Open
Lumbres, France (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - England's Jamie Elson shot a three-under 68
on Saturday to move atop the leaderboard after the third round of the Saint-
Omer Open.
Elson finished 54 holes at seven-under 206 and is one stroke clear at Aa S
Brazil, Ivory Coast clash in Group G >>
Johannesburg, South Africa (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The schedule gets no easier for
the Ivory Coast as it gets ready to face Brazil in its second Group G match at
Soccer City on Sunday in the FIFA World Cup.
A 0-0 draw against Portugal in the ope
Flyers acquire rights to coveted Hamhuis from Predators >>
Philadelphia, PA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Philadelphia Flyers have acquired the
rights to pending unrestricted free agent Dan Hamhuis from the Nashville
Predators in exchange for defenseman Ryan Parent.
The Flyers have exclusive negoti
Phillies designate Mathieson, recall Sardinha >>
Philadelphia, PA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Philadelphia Phillies on Saturday
designated pitcher Scott Mathieson for assignment and selected the contract of
catcher Dane Sardinha from Triple-A Lehigh Valley.
Mathieson appeared in his only
Safina withdraws from Wimbledon >>
Wimbledon, England (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Dinara Safina of Russia has withdrawn
from Wimbledon because of a back injury.
Safina was a semifinalist last year for her best result in seven appearances
on the famed lawns at the All England Club
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
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